Various Tests I’ve Heard People Recommend As A Yes/No On Whether You Should Marry Your Lover

“F*** yes” test – if the answer to the “should you marry her” isn’t “f*** yes”, don’t do it.

If you can’t bear to see another man f*** her, only then should you marry her.

If every day you spend with your lover makes you want to spend more time with your lover and your relationship is getting stronger, get married.

If you hear “bells”, then marry him.

If you want the same lifestyle and the same things, then marry him.

If your lover is an addict to anything, don’t marry them.

If your lover is irresponsible, don’t marry them.