How To Commit Property Crimes In Major American Cities And Get Away With It (I’m not writing the “how to hire a hitman who eliminates your target and get away with it”, but please accept my claim that there are plenty of policies in major American cities that enable that, too)

Here is the concept:

  • First, put a mask on. A medical mask like an N95 is best.
  • Next, get a super cheap beater car, paying cash or stealing it, eradicate the VIN markings, and attach fake paper license plates.
  • Start committing your property crime of choice, but leave your car close by.
  • As soon as a citizen or police officer approaches you, run into the car and turn the car away from the person trying to stop you.
  • Make sure to leave at high speed, to make the police break off the chase.
  • Finally, get out of the car with your gains, and head to public facilities to change clothes.
  • You might try to hold onto the car by swapping plates and repainting, but only if you think you didn’t get a police helicopter and you have scouted the area to see that there are no cameras watching you.

This approach works because:

  • With masks on, even facial recognition cameras can’t pick you up.
  • Fake paper license plates aren’t being challenged.
  • If police try to use force to stop your property crime, they’ll be put on trial.
  • If police try to use force to stop your getaway car, they’ll be put on trial.
  • If police try to chase you at high speed, they’ll be put on trial.
  • There are not enough cameras or helicopters, reliably to track people outside of high crime or high visibility neighborhoods.
  • Cars are relatively cheap.
  • Forensics about who was in the car at the time of the robbery, are unreliable when cars are passed around the neighborhood, being bought and sold casually.

How could you stop it? Without creating a technological police state and maintaining generally due process/proof beyond a reasonable doubt, your only options are to allow the citizens and/or police, violently to stop the criminals, and/or to allow them to carry on a high speed chase (given that this also is dangerous/violent to the participants and bystanders).